Lighting farts on fire: secret techniques revealed!

[13:34] Me: I forgot to ask about lighting your farts on fire, how did that go
[13:34] Brian: haha went great until my brother told my mom i was starting fires in my room
[13:34] Me: 8-)
[13:34] Me: i gotta try that sometime
[13:35] Brian: haha it's a lot of fun
[13:35] Brian: make sure you get one of those long lighters...it's a lot easier
[13:35] Me: ah nice

Stupid email disclaimers...gotta love 'em!
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Captcha assholes

Here I am, frantically trying to by concert tickets on ticketbastards, and I end up having to go through several captcha tests just to get to the order page! Assholes.

WTF? STFU! GFY!......FTW?

One of these is not like the others...
I have a problem with "FTW." You know why? Because people didn't say "for the win" until that stupid acronym reared its ugly head. Please don't bring up Hollywood Squares.

This is freaky...

Investigators had not yet discovered the bodies of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and their 7-year-old son when someone altered Benoit's Wikipedia entry to mention his wife's death, authorities said.

Authorities said Thursday they are trying to determine who altered the entry on the collaborative reference site 14 hours before authorities discovered the bodies of the couple and their son.

Exhibition basketball game played with 11-foot rims.

I was just talking about this idea the other day. I hope one day it does get put into place permanently.

Google maps just got even better.

I REALLY HATE THIS STUFF!

Reminds me of the Jerky Boys.

In fact, I googled "sue everybody" Jerky Boys and the fourth link is the one above.

PreEmo

Last night, sitting around the poker table at the house of Sanjiv, we were listening to some music from the late nineties and early 2000s and Hoobastank came on and I said, "this was one of the bands that paved the way for what is now referred to as 'Emo.' This is Preemo!"

Is it just me or does Fergie look like a cross between Axl Rose and Slash?

"Prom" vs "The Prom"

This has always bothered me.

Results 1 - 10 of about 103,000 for "going to prom". (0.19 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 58,600 for "going to the prom". (0.21 seconds)

Mom Finds Intruder In 5-Year-Old's Bedroom

Man, 21, Charged With Breaking And Entering

If the door was unlocked, shouldn't he have just been charged with "Entering?"

Ah, the definition: "...the pushing open of a door that is ajar followed by entrance into a building will be sufficient to constitute the 'breaking and entering' elements of burglary."

Although, another definition mentions "criminal intent" which, I don't know if there was any in this case.

This week's mailbag from Bill Simmons may have the best opening I have ever read:

Q: Would you eat a poop hot dog to guarantee the Celts the top pick in the Oden/Durant sweepstakes?
--Tom, Salt Lake City

SG: I'm already eating a poop hot dog -- it's called "the Doc Rivers extension."

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Study shows black players whistled more than whites

This grinds my gears



$14 in convenience fees on a $35 ticket?!?!?!
Meanwhile, ticketbastards separate out the charges so that it doesn't look as bad:



I'm all for supporting live music, but this is out of control.