Hmmm...what kind of foosball table is that?

"I know he had the skirt on, but I don't know if he had a thong on underneath there," Woods said. "It certainly was good."

Estonia rules!

Subway is advertising their chicken parm sub. I tried it. It sucked. The following is a list of places with a better chicken parm:

Land Ho, Orleans, MA
Table Top, Holliston, MA
Johnnie's Pizza and the Brick Smokehouse, Newton, MA
Red Sauce
Antonio's, Amherst, MA
Pinnochio's, Amherst, MA
Andrea's House of Pizza, Watertown, MA

Last night at 4PM, entered the PokerStars Blogger Championship. 1400+
players. Top 36 get an
iPod Nano or better. I came in 19th. Other prizes in the tournament
were an XBOX 360, a 24"
flatscreen monitor, and a trip to the Bahamas for a WPT event.

Then at 10PM, played in a $1000 total prize freeroll at Intertops with
700 players, came in 6th
and took in a cool $40.

"Hot Shot" Harm

During Game 1 of the World Series, Tim McCarver said "Carl Everett was swinging for the North Side on that one!" Too bad U S Cellular Field's home runs are hit to the south east, not the north.

Ouch, Illinois losing by like 60 to Penn State. At least they will always have this.

I received my foosball championship ring last night. It is pretty big. Made by Jostens. I'll post pics later.

I had a crazy dream last night. Things that happened:

- I was late
- I was driving, and at an intersection, a car coming from the right had cheesy spinner rims.
- The car passed me, and I noticed it also had the new exhaust pipe bling.
- I stopped by Blockbuster for some reason, and I went to the cash register to pay for a rental, but I didn't rent anything. I paid for the rental though, and I guess it was assumed that I would pick out something. But all Blockbuster had was vinyl records. So then I went back to the register and got my money back.
- That same bling car was speeding behind me, then put on the brakes and turned just before it hit me.
- When I got to my destination, there was some strange scene that included a person with pig features, wearing a shirt saying "Sperm Donor."
- The pig-man had a name of "Lefty" and he was holding a knife in each hand that seemed to be permanently attached.

Awesomely haunting

I have registered to play in the
Online Poker Blogger Championship!

This event is powered by PokerStars.

Registration code: 3173256

Luke Meredith in the Metro:
http://parex.metro.st/ftp/20050422_1000005.pdf